Scumbag couch. SCORE 171
See you guys in a few months. SCORE 195
Now you have me worried. SCORE 190
The first day of school. SCORE 228
Do you want to taco ’bout it? SCORE 241
Voldemort is hand sanitizer. SCORE 279
Battle of the mustaches. SCORE 75
And this is why you’re fat. SCORE 260
Better Like Buttons SCORE 251
My feelings about public pools. SCORE 232
Shadow Puppets SCORE 10
My life is a lie. SCORE 264
DISNEY AWESOMNESS. SCORE 17
Matt Smith Everyone SCORE 16
She Was Asking For It SCORE 8
The new Batman SCORE 11
This happens way too often SCORE 11
No. Really. This should be a thing. SCORE 9
Watching your alarm clock one minute before it’s suppose to go off. SCORE 186
Jim Gaffigan must be a great dad. SCORE 231
Sci-Five! SCORE 141
Mark Twain gets it. SCORE 219
I whip thy wig to and fro SCORE 107
Lucid Dreaming SCORE 19
Yeah, I’m a penguin. Deal. SCORE 2
…Yummy… SCORE 5
Because Cute SCORE 16
Whenever a mosquito is buzzing around my head. SCORE 179
I want to do this. SCORE 294
Tuna disposal. SCORE 189
Don’t Touch the Cheekbones SCORE 199
The arctic summer. SCORE 239
