Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 39
+ cry. SCORE 118
A lobsters life for me! SCORE 43
Marilyn Monroe and Choochoo, ~1948 SCORE 48
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 57
Yes Girl, Remix! SCORE 82
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
This is what happens when you park in front of a fire hydrant. SCORE 79
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 73
I GUESS SCORE 45
Safe pupper SCORE 81
What a short time to be alive SCORE 55
The word of the puppo SCORE 55
We live different lives. SCORE 58
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
Exchanges with receipt only… SCORE 69
Mama no. SCORE 51
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
The life of a book. SCORE 74
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
Why so sad? SCORE 47
Funny not funny SCORE 55
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 48
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
Never forget the true king SCORE 59
Every time. SCORE 37
Sorry about that… SCORE 56
This breaks the cat. SCORE 68