chocolate syrup isn’t a healthy lunch? SCORE 28
both make compelling arguments SCORE 22
what crime did the dog commit, though? SCORE 40
I still have nightmares about Rainbow road SCORE 37
work is gonna be wild the rest of the day SCORE 25
good luck surviving the night, gentlemen! SCORE 28
*adds mouse to amazon cart* SCORE 43
we failed to find waldo in time SCORE 31
where did the bananas go! SCORE 36
literally any fact SCORE 52
my daily workout SCORE 24
ur not gonna believe this SCORE 48
as you should feel SCORE 41
i wish i was a rooster SCORE 48
maths isn’t fun anymore SCORE 42
calculated risk taker SCORE 32
he might be right SCORE 30
hot take! SCORE 59
just try to laugh at her jokes SCORE 28
smart shopping SCORE 39
they all deserve the cabbage SCORE 39
i say these and i’m not a dad. or am i? SCORE 21
good night’s sleep ruined SCORE 35
food art SCORE 52
they’re my fruit snacks. mine! SCORE 19
we’re living in a movie SCORE 38
same story at age 35, too SCORE 39
at least he listened SCORE 25
she does have that look in her eyes. lol SCORE 28
embrace the mistake SCORE 32
record amount of stabs SCORE 32
you’re in grape danger SCORE 31