Thanks, I hate Kirby feet. SCORE 27
Come again? SCORE 25
OK but what are we talking… Celsius? Kelvin?! SCORE 26
OK but what about your venti Starbucks order… SCORE 35
Rigged you say? SCORE 27
Just gonna leave this here … SCORE 33
I’ve been looking everywhere for you… SCORE 24
Those bastards lied to me. SCORE 23
When assembling your dog, be sure to follow the instructions… SCORE 25
What a waste, my friend. SCORE 25
Baby come back :/ SCORE 27
Who could even think of such a thing as this?! SCORE 33
Back to basics… SCORE 28
!bitch, science. SCORE 27
10/10 would read again. SCORE 30
Rarely trust the internet people. SCORE 27
Such is life… SCORE 28
Moves like Jager… SCORE 26
Paper beats rock? SCORE 35
The gerbils are not great at this. SCORE 30
You are the flip to my flop… SCORE 30
The rarest good boi SCORE 32
Persistent bugger… SCORE 34
Beethoven vs. Elon SCORE 26
Totes McGoats by Leslie Knope SCORE 31
Get in loser, we’re governing! SCORE 24
*Bonk* SCORE 28
Your arse, I will boom… SCORE 29
Grans protec SCORE 27
Dammit, life. SCORE 24
10th century Norway knew. SCORE 37
Spoil ya mum, from time to time. SCORE 36