The Devil’s Advocate… SCORE 5
Stress relief SCORE 45
The truth is self evident SCORE 27
What about Linux? SCORE 45
What did you say about my fluffkins? SCORE 28
Meet me outside the saloon at high noon SCORE 24
Are you there, God? SCORE 21
My resume lied SCORE 30
When life gives you lemons, eat your laptop SCORE 31
Flying first class SCORE 24
What year is ist? SCORE 35
My dream day SCORE 24
Those aren’t pigeons. Those are demon birds SCORE 40
Catosaurus Rex SCORE 31
I swear it was the elephants for real this time SCORE 31
Important Chipotle Hack SCORE 63
The obvious answer is always the right answer SCORE 47
Eyes don’t lie SCORE 35
The end is nigh SCORE 38
I cried then fell asleep SCORE 46
request denied SCORE 30
Faith in humanity lost SCORE -6
With great power, comes great responsi-poo-lity SCORE 40
Just keep swimming SCORE 37
Seagulls can’t read. And don’t care SCORE 31
Personal space doesn’t exist in the ocean SCORE 26
That’s gonna leave an internal mark SCORE 37
Sounds painful SCORE 28
I love that spatula so much SCORE 62
Problem solved SCORE 42
It’s for your own good SCORE 25
While I have your attention, let me ask you a question SCORE 6