When you get a fake number… SCORE 160
Child-sized soda. SCORE 193
I didn’t choose the fandom life, the fandom life chose me. SCORE 240
Beer = salad. SCORE 12
Wookie steak. SCORE 11
The bald eagle. SCORE 173
Did Mary have a little lamb? SCORE 128
Books > Anderson SCORE 148
Tyrannosaurus earrings. SCORE 155
Why doesn’t everyone use them?! SCORE 139
Game of Thrones. SCORE 21
What a lightning scar looks like. OUCH. SCORE 228
Are you playing with yourself? SCORE 158
Canadian victims of theft. SCORE 129
Things that would make the Winchester’s jobs easier. SCORE 232
Apple updated their exec page today. SCORE -8
Change It SCORE 12
Slurp! SCORE 108
Can I get an amen?! SCORE 166
I don’t remember the song going quite like that. SCORE 25
Llama shaming. SCORE 20
CEO. SCORE 21
Let me slip in to something more….comfortable. SCORE 144
My dog would probably fall for it. SCORE 11
Being black in different places SCORE 147
When someone tries to flirt with me SCORE 175
An escape. SCORE 217
I vant to suck your… tunazzzz! SCORE 12
The Pledge of Allegiance SCORE 12
Awkward. SCORE 13
A bear waving his paw SCORE 15
Aye aye, Captain America! SCORE 267