Every day. SCORE 212
I’ll kill you with my bear hands!! SCORE 138
During this heatwave… SCORE 172
Domestic Wolverine. SCORE 176
Trolley the procrastination troll. SCORE 194
Dawg, why you gotta be all up in my grill? SCORE 256
What your hot dog toppings say about you. SCORE 190
Scumbag brain. SCORE 199
Thanks voice in my head. SCORE 203
The truth about Hot Pockets. SCORE 276
Get meowta here. SCORE 123
Broken Condomicon. SCORE 184
Every time. SCORE 135
The character of a man… oh wait. SCORE 334
I like you. SCORE 215
Did you do something different with your hair? SCORE 145
Coolness of not caring. SCORE 146
Waking up to a bear claw in your face. SCORE 146
The dangers of being super cool. SCORE 165
The Karate Kid is The Fresh Prince of Bel Air. SCORE 309
Nursing home problems. SCORE 319
There’s an app for that. SCORE 301
Realistic Google+ circles. SCORE 237
I just love cats, ok? SCORE 126
I’m going to need some of these. SCORE 189
When Instagram goes down. SCORE 157
Baby it’s hot in here, open some Windows. SCORE 183
WUT? SCORE 268
Scumbag Sarah McLachlan. SCORE 191
Sounds delicious. SCORE 248
When I eat sour Patch Kids. SCORE 183
If the authors of computer programming books wrote arithmetic textbooks… SCORE 274
