work is gonna be wild the rest of the day SCORE 25
smart shopping SCORE 39
chocolate syrup isn’t a healthy lunch? SCORE 28
charge your phone on your lunch break SCORE 25
neow SCORE 31
maths isn’t fun anymore SCORE 42
ur not gonna believe this SCORE 48
*adds mouse to amazon cart* SCORE 43
i wish i was a rooster SCORE 48
we’re living in a movie SCORE 38
where did the bananas go! SCORE 36
I still have nightmares about Rainbow road SCORE 37
pretty much SCORE 29
the trinity of tedium SCORE 66
life insurance payout SCORE 42
it’s a test SCORE 21
just try to laugh at her jokes SCORE 28
we failed to find waldo in time SCORE 31
both make compelling arguments SCORE 22
i say these and i’m not a dad. or am i? SCORE 21
hot take! SCORE 59
they’re my fruit snacks. mine! SCORE 19
this dad was on another level SCORE 39
you’re in grape danger SCORE 31
what crime did the dog commit, though? SCORE 40
at least he listened SCORE 25
always make it a true daily double SCORE 28
same story at age 35, too SCORE 39
embrace the mistake SCORE 32
nap time! SCORE 38
$30 uber SCORE 30
record amount of stabs SCORE 32