Pluto 2: Electric Boogaloo SCORE 134
Fatherinator 3000 SCORE 195
Nothing worse than slow internet SCORE 114
Shoo SCORE 63
It sort of makes you feel insulted. SCORE 91
Sugar glider instincts activated SCORE 115
Hold the phone… SCORE 97
The real source of the feminine mystique SCORE 123
Swimming is overrated. SCORE 122
*easily appalled * SCORE 124
A man and his dog SCORE 112
Could you not? SCORE 193
Best Rap Lyrics of 2018 SCORE 63
Extra SCORE 87
underrated SCORE 132
You always need more SCORE 61
Perfect response. SCORE 108
Seems oddly familiar SCORE 111
Always SCORE 175
Special Bug SCORE 79
Dad clutching a baby runs onto stage to hold his ballet dancing daughter’s hand after she suffers stage fright… and becomes the star of the show SCORE 155
Skeleton of a toddler dinosaur recenty found in Alberta,Canada. It’s so well preserved that a possible cause of death could be determined (he drowned in a river) SCORE 115
Neighgativity SCORE 128
All the way to California SCORE 107
Southern Gothic SCORE 78
Wholesome creation SCORE 44
Just one drink… SCORE 64
DONT FEED THE BEARS! SCORE 114
Please remain calm SCORE 155
This man must be stopped! SCORE 97
Love you, mom SCORE 122
Dogzilla SCORE 99