When someone tries talking to me while I’m watching Harry Potter! SCORE 135
Beverage logic. SCORE 189
Well, that went over their head. SCORE 16
I’m in a wide open spaaaaaace! SCORE 10
Thanks FedEx. SCORE 133
Gay penguins become adoptive parents. SCORE 0
Whenever I stub my pinky toe. SCORE 109
Google. SCORE 165
1,042 SCORE 139
Yes Phil, yes SCORE 184
Stand up against racial stereotypes. SCORE 162
The key to marriage. SCORE 15
This cat is my workout soul mate. SCORE 129
Reverse puberty. SCORE 243
Weight gain tips with Chris Pratt. SCORE 165
Just gonna put some salt in that wound SCORE 221
Always find your birth parent! SCORE 9
I’m melting! SCORE 152
What I look like when I try to ice skate. SCORE 128
Kids vs. Adults SCORE 194
Cure for Ebola. SCORE -1
Tricera-Hi-Tops SCORE 131
I love getting packages! SCORE 149
When someone compliments me… SCORE 119
Justin Timberlake. Past and present. SCORE 165
This is what an 85 million dollar house looks like… SCORE 3
2 AM is the best time to draw, right? SCORE 19
the thing about that is… SCORE 17
Meanwhile, in the wilds of Wal-Mart. SCORE 19
The brilliance of Homer. SCORE 108
How do you define “art”? SCORE 169
#mythoughtsexactly SCORE 237