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If+you+want+to+hunt+for+bear.
IMPENDING+DOOOOOOM%2C+it+seems.
IMPENDING DOOOOOOM, it seems. SCORE 34
Bartenders+finding+alternative+work%26%238230%3B
Bartenders finding alternative work… SCORE 28
Was+the+enthusiasm+warranted%2C+though%3F
Was the enthusiasm warranted, though? SCORE 13
%2Apoke%2A+the+rats.
*poke* the rats. SCORE 23
Nobody+told+her+the+PPE+wasn%26%238217%3Bt+just+a+fashion+accessory.
Nobody told her the PPE wasn’t just a fashion accessory. SCORE 16
Time+to+get+funky
Time to get funky SCORE 23
Gotta+get+your+hair+did.+She+is+not+wrong.
Gotta get your hair did. She is not wrong. SCORE 8
Elon+musk+wanted+to+have+Mario+kart+on+tesla+smart+screens%26%238230%3B+allegedly.
Elon musk wanted to have Mario kart on tesla smart screens… allegedly. SCORE 33
To+hell+with+waspsps.
To hell with waspsps. SCORE 38
Neandertallica+is+a+thing%2C+now.
Neandertallica is a thing, now. SCORE 21
Behold%21+The+mother%21
Behold! The mother! SCORE 28
The+Pandemic+Era+is+born.
The Pandemic Era is born. SCORE 30
Calvin+was+the+OG+tiger+king
Calvin was the OG tiger king SCORE 25
%2Abzzzh%2A+%2Abzzzzzzzzzzzzzhhhhhh%2A
*bzzzh* *bzzzzzzzzzzzzzhhhhhh* SCORE 34
Suck+it%2C+Trebek.
Suck it, Trebek. SCORE 31
The+Joker%2C+through+the+ages.
The Joker, through the ages. SCORE 19
If+I+were+a+betting+man%26%238230%3B
If I were a betting man… SCORE 27
Fashonistas+hate+this+one+trick%21
Fashonistas hate this one trick! SCORE 25
Green+eggs+are+overrated.
Green eggs are overrated. SCORE 16
This+is+what+Judge+Judy+lives+for.
This is what Judge Judy lives for. SCORE 33
Shirts+are+advisable.
Shirts are advisable. SCORE 26
That+bitch+Carole+Baskin
That bitch Carole Baskin SCORE 22
Cancel+culture+needs+to+chill.
Cancel culture needs to chill. SCORE 25
Alternative+Bodybuilders
Alternative Bodybuilders SCORE 23
You+must+use+the+Force%2C+Mary.
You must use the Force, Mary. SCORE 23
A+beautiful+dachshund+with+vitiligo.
A beautiful dachshund with vitiligo. SCORE 29
Homer+seems+a+little+needy%2C+honestly.
Homer seems a little needy, honestly. SCORE 29
MM%2FDD%2FYYYY++is+superior.
MM/DD/YYYY is superior. SCORE 22
Has+a+different+vibe+to+it%26%238230%3B
Has a different vibe to it… SCORE 29
New+York+Telephone+Co.+suggests+a+phone%2C+for+these+rough+times.
New York Telephone Co. suggests a phone, for these rough times. SCORE 32
%26%238230%3Ba+dash+of+twig.
…a dash of twig. SCORE 32
Blessed+gran.
Blessed gran. SCORE 27
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all+the+time
all the time SCORE 187
Me+in+real+life
Me in real life SCORE 171
Cat+Gets+A+Haircut
Cat Gets A Haircut SCORE 14
True+Mother%26%238217%3Bs+Love
True Mother’s Love SCORE 156
Vivi-Anne+is+my+spirit+animal
Vivi-Anne is my spirit animal SCORE 166
He%26%238217%3Bs+The+Real+MVP
He’s The Real MVP SCORE 184
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