I’m feeling lucky! SCORE 18
Teeth so white they can’t dance. SCORE 129
Putin might actually be a Bond villain. SCORE 161
Thriller. SCORE 137
What torture. SCORE 190
Nope Nope Nope SCORE 17
Go ahead. Try to pet my belly. SCORE 9
The Princess Bride was the original Game of Thrones. SCORE 146
Agent T SCORE 260
clap your Hans SCORE 14
Wal-Mart cake SCORE 170
Visiting friends who don’t have kids. SCORE 11
No officer… SCORE 146
This is my song! SCORE 90
That’s a valid point SCORE 252
Get a life, Man! SCORE 249
quiet fives SCORE -3
When you put a Starbucks next to a basketball court. SCORE -8
My sister’s creepy two-legged cat. SCORE 13
Are you Misha Collins? SCORE 340
The old switcharoo. SCORE 18
Every time I open a card from my grandma. SCORE 85
12 Ways to Tie Your Shoe Laces SCORE 141
How my wife waits for homemade cookies. SCORE 151
Water is wet SCORE 26
My flat has a mouse… SCORE 181
Shooting Stars SCORE 14
Doing dips. SCORE 132
government logic SCORE 11
I Point and Laugh at Archaeologist SCORE 202
Uncultured swine, indeed. SCORE 332
BLEEHHHHHH SCORE 149