Never have I been so wrong… SCORE 216
I used to think gas was expensive… SCORE 181
Good Guy Galifianakis SCORE 522
This is Halloween SCORE 13
Sonder (noun) SCORE 26
Reptiles. SCORE 317
Whenever I go on a diet. SCORE 152
I declare a time war SCORE 316
Every morning. SCORE 296
Diary of a sad cat SCORE 7
College life SCORE 10
Just cried a bit SCORE 31
Super Mario SCORE 197
mi nombre es juan pérez SCORE 19
You’re welcome. SCORE 212
Hey there stud muffin SCORE 25
As a Game of Thrones fan, yes. SCORE 201
Wrong Number SCORE 5
Magic. SCORE 282
Proud moment reaching 100 SCORE -11
Like A Good Neighbor SCORE 19
Like winning the lottery. SCORE 198
thanks for the lift mum SCORE 220
Left The Bathroom Pretty Sad… SCORE -1
Maximum derp. SCORE 70
How Punny SCORE 10
So that’s how it started… SCORE 256
Probably SCORE 4
When someone walks past… SCORE 188
Life as an introvert. SCORE 209
being a time traveller can get confusing SCORE 32
Bees. SCORE 307