Why don’t you get off your high horse! SCORE 261
Lady Problems. SCORE 1054
My neighbors listen to very good music… SCORE 294
I don’t care if… SCORE 756
Invisible unicycle. SCORE 122
Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy… SCORE 151
I love cats. SCORE 157
Poms not bombs. SCORE 183
Don’t do drugs. SCORE 982
Oh stop it. SCORE 202
I’m gon’ eatchu! SCORE 312
I’m not fat… SCORE 143
That’s what she said. SCORE 328
Japan juicebox is cooler than you. SCORE 103
Instant date. SCORE 222
The history of whistling. SCORE 173
Life is too short. SCORE 98
OCD level over 9000. SCORE 761
Put me down! SCORE 196
Reality. SCORE 34
The doctor said it’s cooties… SCORE 209
How crosswalk buttons work. SCORE 1055
Why is the rum gone?! SCORE 143
What they really mean. SCORE 916
Are you bad-a enough? SCORE 1380
Super small little pig! SCORE 309
Bed cartography. SCORE 221
How I got these scars. SCORE 195
Evolution. SCORE 197
Wanting to be someone else… SCORE 279
Life (n). SCORE 547
Cats in slow motion. SCORE 67