true love is holding hands with a burrito SCORE 19
buying goosebumps at the scholastic book fair SCORE 27
the problem with talking about my feelings SCORE 19
the tiger is out SCORE 33
the ‘h’ in ghost SCORE 31
if only there was a logical explanation SCORE 24
alexa turn my feelings off SCORE 11
the hobbit generation SCORE 36
luminous butt bucket SCORE 21
trying to discipline a cat SCORE 23
rats love tiny cars SCORE 39
the absurdity of existence SCORE 16
dad’s ravioli SCORE 6
we are the math problem SCORE 36
battle snake SCORE 26
what’s for lunch? SCORE 21
saying no to things punch card SCORE 42
dog bites everything SCORE 23
roger roger SCORE 14
what we want vs what we get SCORE 18
at least there are cats SCORE 20
pupils dilate SCORE 43
species and age, please SCORE 40
my preferred sunscreen is a house SCORE 35
growing toe beans SCORE 33
the dishes… again SCORE 27
snipped it in the butt SCORE 28
nature’s baseball SCORE 8
distraction level expert SCORE 13
it’s okay to compliment your fellow man SCORE 42
zebra drawn chariot SCORE 20
potato shaped SCORE 10
