I hope there’s a place like this when I get old SCORE 248
A Quick Lesson In Perspective SCORE 117
When my friend, who works for the state, complains that she pays too much in taxes. SCORE 59
Llama has moves SCORE 112
Break eye contact and veer left. Towards the parking lot because malls are dumb. SCORE 89
A Flamingo SCORE 145
Everyone is playing Pokemon Go and I just feel like a hipster SCORE 59
Pets who put up with you SCORE 52
Difference between ordinary people and photographers SCORE 128
Lion and a butterfly. Not sure if it’s happy or really mad… SCORE 111
How Lindsay Lohan Covered her ankle bracelet when on probation. SCORE 105
I need an extra megabite SCORE 91
It has begun SCORE 86
Shiba is not pleased SCORE 74
How to end street harassment forever SCORE 51
…one thing led to another SCORE 115
Crossing a river in Iceland. SCORE 116
Batcake SCORE 99
Where the Great Wall of China ends SCORE 102
Needs More Pyramid… SCORE 106
It Was A Gay Confusion SCORE 193
I’m not ready yet SCORE 14
Fun with perspective SCORE 104
The only Donald for me SCORE 71
Quotes to bring perspective SCORE 40
I hate clowns and I hate flies, but I totally love clown fly. SCORE 66
Well played, Sharon… SCORE 79
I love my job SCORE 88
Measures of success SCORE 81
Dad: I’m On Some Flight Next To A Rapper… SCORE 93
I don’t feel like this is an outlandish request SCORE 85
Come on, Jeremy… SCORE 88