When I say I want to lose weight… SCORE 79
Can you describe the snake that bit you? SCORE 105
Ooops? SCORE 118
I wanna play this game SCORE 126
This was a question on my physics test SCORE 138
Growing up with glasses SCORE 133
Sometime in the early 1900s SCORE 71
Sometimes, I Think About All Of The People in the world… SCORE 68
How am I supposed to make big decisions… SCORE 90
They’re, their, and there SCORE 173
These Two Guys Went Fishing. You Won’t Believe What Happens Next! SCORE 75
More lives than a cat SCORE 171
When my dentist asks when I last flossed SCORE 111
That moment of realization… SCORE 103
Star Vars SCORE 56
Tips for aspiring Jedi SCORE 102
Be careful who you call ugly in middle school SCORE 89
We don’t talk about 2016 SCORE 127
Date a man who… SCORE 125
RIP SCORE 63
Decisions were easier in the 90s SCORE 104
Why I don’t like the revolving gates at the subway station SCORE 46
Found in the trash. Homeless person gets a job, needs shoes, and the public helps! SCORE 202
Whoever did this is a genius SCORE 110
Oh, Canada. SCORE 134
Check out this palm tree SCORE 126
In the event of an apocalypse… SCORE 96
Obama’s endearing reaction to a baby dressed as a pope SCORE 161
When I die… SCORE 130
God Created The Dog And Said… SCORE 117
When you break your leg, but… SCORE 71
Responding to compliments like… SCORE 92
