Take care the single ladies. SCORE 37
Look at you and your wisdom teeth… SCORE 32
A wordsmith, really. SCORE 37
Why you wakin’ me up… SCORE 19
Hello fren. SCORE 27
You are pure comedy… to someone. SCORE 26
You gonna die clown! SCORE 13
Is father going to bury me in the garden…? SCORE 44
In other news, cats climb irreverently. SCORE 33
For thine booty, muh Lorde. SCORE 15
Tom cruise is an inspiration. SCORE 34
You is beautiful, and all that jazz, baby. SCORE 16
Won’t somebody please think of the sea turtles?! SCORE 26
Spot on, though. SCORE 28
Be gentle… it’s been a long time. SCORE 17
OK so that’s how they wear the pants… SCORE 25
…of course they drive a Ford. SCORE 5
Sir, this is a Wendy’s… SCORE 28
The chilly box is becoming self-aware… SCORE 26
Yeah I could go for one of those… SCORE 30
Light it up baby! SCORE 25
Just older brother things… SCORE 23
I am mostly broken… SCORE 27
Just Doctor Phil things… SCORE 29
The contrast is palpable. SCORE 11
This guy gets ladies… SCORE 39
I wonder if they gave their two weeks… SCORE 25
The Entrepreneurial spirit. SCORE 25
Entitlement comes easy! SCORE 39
Yeah we can play this game… SCORE 29
A rare edit. SCORE 24
The ladder economy is booming, these days. SCORE 26
