and that’s probably a low estimate SCORE 9
til death do us part SCORE 22
hello old friend, it’s been too long SCORE 23
one is never an option SCORE 10
i’m the devil and these are my eggs SCORE 17
how much emotional damage can one person really cause? SCORE 12
not a high success rate SCORE 24
whatever it takes SCORE 16
therapy burn SCORE 28
guilty on all charges SCORE 15
putting your laundry away really opens the room up SCORE 24
his life will never be the same SCORE 26
realizing no one was listening was the hard part SCORE 33
dreams are fun SCORE 28
like tears in the rain SCORE 2
you can’t just… pick them off SCORE 12
we make each other laugh SCORE 23
i don’t even know what my voicemail greeting is right now SCORE 14
the astley paradox SCORE 19
at least the cat is using it, even if it’s not how intended SCORE 24
worth the gas. would eat SCORE -3
i’m such a good boy. and handsome, too! SCORE 14
all natural SCORE 22
the opposite of elon musk. too soon? SCORE 1
it’s the pup holder SCORE 31
you’re just a normal person, jimmy SCORE 29
the answer is whiskey SCORE 24
leaning tower of politeness SCORE 26
and shout out to the wolves for not eating them SCORE 38
i put it on so i could fall asleep. i see this as an absolute win SCORE 17
have it their way SCORE 16
let the hate flow through you SCORE 21