This would not surprise me. SCORE 132
Happy Easter. SCORE 58
Oh Nose. SCORE 1
Whenever a blocked number calls me. SCORE 114
Couldn’t agree more. SCORE 209
Wanting to go to Paris with your Bffs. SCORE 121
You make a compelling point. SCORE 184
She’s so jumpy! SCORE 0
Bug Man Good. SCORE 8
Daniel Radcliffe on Richard Griffiths. SCORE 379
Nice try alligators. SCORE 155
Soy sauce surprise. SCORE 297
People who are worse at cooking than you. SCORE 210
Need to lose weight? Become a Power Ranger! SCORE -8
Happy Easter. SCORE 43
Seems legit. SCORE 141
Has anyone in this family ever even seen a chicken? SCORE 120
Pew! Pew! Pew! SCORE 82
Spidey is a Bad Liar SCORE -9
BAT TOUCH SCORE 2
Ham and eggs. SCORE 160
Crushes through life. SCORE 118
Happy easter. SCORE -180
Nope. MINE! SCORE 124
All Bane really wanted SCORE -2
How I feel about swingsets. SCORE 223
Google knows… Nose…? SCORE 8
The No-Blinking Contest SCORE -1
Still a better love story than Twilight. SCORE 200
If you fall… SCORE 125
The Scowling Contest SCORE -1
Why dogs aren’t bomb technicians. SCORE 179