ISIS suicide bomber hits IED. Car is launched into the air. Suicide bomber detonates himself in mid air. SCORE -19
I’m not a volcano SCORE 59
Hello darkness, my old friend SCORE 195
Khal-Mart Brand SCORE 131
Illegal possession of firearms. SCORE 127
Yes, please. SCORE 134
Truth About Happiness SCORE 110
A sequel I could get behind. SCORE 265
Found this at my local Target… SCORE 104
Complete defeat SCORE 139
I feel IT SCORE 7
How did Barack propose to Michelle? SCORE 8
It Was Worth A Try SCORE 86
When guys think their hair is long enough for a man bun. SCORE 136
Ivanka likes the memes SCORE 8
Larry David takes his daughter to tour every Civil War battlefield SCORE 127
Why we are friends SCORE -5
I just wanna pet it SCORE 131
My favorite verse of the Old Testament SCORE 89
Don’t worry about the people who aren’t happy for you. SCORE 12
The rules of karaoke SCORE 79
Most American things SCORE 5
"We buy any car" SCORE 10
Calm down, Jessica SCORE 149
Important SCORE 12
A passive aggressive comic. SCORE 9
Good Guy Trucker this morning SCORE 14
Bodies from Pompeii. SCORE 103
Having children SCORE 2
Pretty Serious SCORE 14
So smooth SCORE 12
Why you have a headache SCORE 11