you’re in grape danger SCORE 31
saturday mornings are rough SCORE 12
food art SCORE 52
i say these and i’m not a dad. or am i? SCORE 21
work is gonna be wild the rest of the day SCORE 25
taco bell is a dangerous foe SCORE 61
same story at age 35, too SCORE 39
literally any fact SCORE 52
*adds mouse to amazon cart* SCORE 43
good luck surviving the night, gentlemen! SCORE 28
they’re my fruit snacks. mine! SCORE 19
hot take! SCORE 59
we failed to find waldo in time SCORE 31
my daily workout SCORE 24
calculated risk taker SCORE 32
embrace the mistake SCORE 32
he might be right SCORE 30
they all deserve the cabbage SCORE 39
maths isn’t fun anymore SCORE 42
ur not gonna believe this SCORE 48
just try to laugh at her jokes SCORE 28
neow SCORE 31
good night’s sleep ruined SCORE 35
what crime did the dog commit, though? SCORE 40
both make compelling arguments SCORE 22
i wish i was a rooster SCORE 48
he loved his work SCORE 31
as you should feel SCORE 41
that’s a lot of laundry money! SCORE 39
she does have that look in her eyes. lol SCORE 28
we’re living in a movie SCORE 38
where did the bananas go! SCORE 36
