Oops… out of sexy… SCORE 212
How I learned to mind my own business SCORE 20
World’s best analrapist mug. SCORE 55
Punctuation matters SCORE 12
Scumbag Steve as a father. SCORE 137
Says Kanye… SCORE -88
One Ring to rule them all… SCORE 7
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD SCORE 191
Accurate. SCORE 257
Finally caught it. SCORE 134
The gun lamp. SCORE 54
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
Don’t touch my cake SCORE 255
A tea party with Alice. SCORE 63
Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257
Gimme all yer money! I’m made of fire! SCORE 226
Guys listen… SCORE 170
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
Hairdos for every day. SCORE 160
I can’t wait for the holidays… to be over. SCORE 64
China vs Germany SCORE 295
Grass Fence SCORE 215
ACTUAL BUTTERFACE. SCORE 0
Yes, get pizza. SCORE 162
I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
Why I like pie charts. SCORE 96
Finally. SCORE 344
What patience looks like. SCORE 218
The most unfortunate inventor. SCORE 134
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
Cat crazy. SCORE 99