they said the perfect chair doesn’t exist SCORE 15
sleeping positions are complicated SCORE 37
gaslighting cats SCORE 33
disco SCORE 18
i really do SCORE 11
cask of amontillado SCORE 11
aging picasso SCORE 26
forever lost at ikea SCORE 17
death nap SCORE 17
bye! SCORE 16
expedition bigfood SCORE 25
speed racer SCORE 16
keep off the grass SCORE 13
nothing else mattress SCORE 9
it came out of nowhere SCORE 25
bird motivation SCORE 14
car problems SCORE 27
frenemies SCORE 18
he’s ready to rumble SCORE 18
an angel SCORE 18
heavy breathing SCORE 10
seven days to live SCORE 20
gotta teach ’em young SCORE 13
pepperoni communion SCORE 15
class is in session SCORE 19
don’t call, text instead SCORE 14
it all makes sense now SCORE 33
engine trouble SCORE 23
road work ahead SCORE 20
plant curse protection SCORE 31
there is no recovering from this SCORE 25
he’s a good boy at heart SCORE 12
