British doctors. SCORE 260
Nobody knows horsepower like I do. SCORE 116
Huffpost fixes mistake, makes same mistake in Correction SCORE 11
Zorba has two eye colors… in each eye. SCORE 150
Hiding my hangover with sunglasses and a hoodie. SCORE 7
Crayola Color Chart, 1903-2010 SCORE 137
Or die trying… SCORE 170
My anaconda don’t want none, unless you defeat the Huns, son. SCORE 127
how lotr should have gone SCORE 15
Pump action bike SCORE 12
This really turns me on… SCORE 14
Halloween costumes. SCORE 152
A better way to pour orange juice. SCORE 111
Extroverts. SCORE 9
Was not excepting that… SCORE 107
BOOOOOOSH!!! SCORE 5
Pulsing heart SCORE 17
Feeding homeless animals. SCORE 164
Non-disguised blessings. SCORE 134
How well I sleep… SCORE 70
Whipped. SCORE 9
There are two types of girls on Halloween. SCORE 185
Pole dancing. SCORE 117
Me at a bar. SCORE 196
How Do You Sleep At Night? SCORE 166
Sherlock + Coke. Forever. SCORE 219
Columbian Man SCORE 172
Katy Perry fan. SCORE 175
Australians and their cricket SCORE 1
You will never be this happy. SCORE 137
Poor moon… SCORE 13
Crushes, Frozen Yogurt, and a Fake Game of Thrones Spoiler SCORE -1