…put you down as a no show, thanks bud. SCORE 27
A tuxedo with a drink recipe on its tag. SCORE 23
Have a very fishy birthday, bud. SCORE 26
Kids really do take it out of you… SCORE 23
No one ever does… SCORE 21
Activate extreme funk. SCORE 22
First and last episode SCORE 29
She must be wasted… SCORE 23
National Geographic offices use their logo as door handles. SCORE 35
This is what happens when robots mow your lawn… SCORE 35
The problems is that it’s January. SCORE 24
Stick Figures SCORE 25
Bill Nye the Selfie guy SCORE 31
I didn’t realize there we 20 terrible families in the world… SCORE 33
Now that’s what I call a full service establishment SCORE 21
better be tax deductible… SCORE 23
Art allows the dream. SCORE 36
I’ll allow it. SCORE 30
The bus driver. SCORE 41
Momma didn’t raise no sinner SCORE 15
Couldn’t resist the puppo… SCORE 20
Rest in peace legend. Kobe in 1998 SCORE 22
Perched. SCORE 34
You’re published! SCORE 35
A morphine bottle from the 1880’s. SCORE 22
That’ll be $300… SCORE 28
One of those is a knife… Crocodile Dundee, probably. SCORE 13
The times, they are a changin’ SCORE 21
Advanced dad jokes. SCORE 23
Jarrito es muy bonita. SCORE 23
Meanwhile in Australia… won’t somebody please water the birds? SCORE 16
Hackerman ~1993. SCORE 12