Accurate. SCORE 289
Dr. Suess SCORE 201
Those Girls on Instagram SCORE 1
Cats don’t care. SCORE 102
Toy Story 4. SCORE -19
mothers SCORE 14
Get a puppy they said… SCORE 126
I should really start going to bed earlier… SCORE 149
Love. SCORE 151
Those Girls on Instagram SCORE 0
Sorry! SCORE 11
The former pirate cat. SCORE 131
Indian BURN SCORE 23
Thinking ahead. SCORE 169
Overly attached dog. SCORE 185
Literal Thrift Shop SCORE 6
The soda machine at my work. SCORE 252
If Spider-Man became Thor… SCORE 0
Just one of the benefits of having an elephant for a friend. SCORE 148
Religion logic from Jim Gaffigan. SCORE 225
Nailed it. SCORE 214
What a real troll looks like SCORE -4
Every time. SCORE 179
Attempted derp. SCORE 121
The red dot. SCORE 130
The birds get it. SCORE 182
Just hangin’ out. SCORE 79
Frankie “Pittsburgh” SCORE -1
Why the Titanic really sunk. SCORE 68
Diabeetus. SCORE 122
We’ve got you surrounded. SCORE 138
Very British problems. SCORE 154