Swimsuit season is coming. SCORE 232
At the doctor’s office… SCORE 36
We’re expecting. SCORE 259
The minute hand fell off. SCORE 261
Disney, I Do Not Think That Means What You Think it Means SCORE 180
Using a time machine after eating bad Mexican. SCORE -76
Hearts in nature. SCORE 236
Took me a second to figure out this one. SCORE 253
Right? SCORE 150
The Dark Lord has spoken. SCORE 303
You’ve changed, Disney. SCORE 196
What are you a geek about? SCORE 13
What kind of sorcery is this? SCORE 184
Raccoons always look like they were just about to steal something. SCORE 164
great leader hungry SCORE -1
You’re accidentally doing it right. SCORE 509
Unforgivable. SCORE 232
My favorite character was the iceberg. SCORE 102
Alligators made from tires. SCORE 215
Pit bulls are vicious. SCORE 368
Light sculptures. SCORE 255
Cosplay isn’t all Fun and Games SCORE -3
smile SCORE -2
Accurate. SCORE 267
How I imagine most people on the Internet look. SCORE 117
How do you know when it’s over? SCORE 258
Our secret man parties. SCORE 245
Don’t text and drive. SCORE 169
If The Breakfast Club was made today. SCORE 340
The Many Ways To Die In A Tarantino Film SCORE 2
Kristen Stewart=Cat SCORE 10
My car stereo is getting pushy. SCORE 159
