This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 48
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 57
+ cry. SCORE 118
The life of a book. SCORE 74
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
*smol crunches* SCORE 38
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 73
Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
Timeout buddy. SCORE 25
Protect a tree with the corpses of his dead friends SCORE 39
Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 39
Nothing like a good trot in the snow… SCORE 69
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
That’s sure one way of putting it… SCORE 57
I’d rather not know.. SCORE 55
The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 64
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
James Fridman teaches students what a cool teacher should look like SCORE 106
Mama no. SCORE 52
Easily the most underrated line. SCORE 47
The word of the puppo SCORE 55
A lobsters life for me! SCORE 43
I could live in this Matrix… SCORE 55
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
Are you even real? SCORE 113
The 8-pound killing machine SCORE 88