my kids thought this was a robot SCORE 15
terrible storytelling expert SCORE 32
a baseball bat by any other name is just a hit stick SCORE 13
1882 us patent for a mousetrap SCORE 19
directions mean nothing to an amazon delivery person SCORE 12
terry pratchett understood all humans deserve to be treated fairly SCORE 32
Oh no, what have my ducks done now? SCORE 12
rat snitch brian the good time ruiner strikes again SCORE 31
we have been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty SCORE 39
don’t open the blinds while i watch my stories SCORE 15
how you feel after returning your shopping cart to the corral SCORE 10
muggle born SCORE 14
shoutout to that one person that listens SCORE 45
if this doesn’t work i give up SCORE 12
if only they had slammed on the… oh nevermind SCORE 18
my coffee is confused about how it feels this morning SCORE 4
turtles over tummy toning SCORE 34
marked safe from dishonor SCORE 9
there’s no time to explain, get in the pea SCORE 27
wishbone taught us all classic literature SCORE 35
friday is perfect for delivery SCORE 21
space facts on your back SCORE 37
bad guys don’t get noses SCORE 7
the one tool that makes it impossible to open your kitchen drawer every time SCORE 29
no SCORE 23
a true work of art SCORE 13
every sneeze is dangerous when you’re an adult SCORE 26
i just need 8-12 hours of alone time in the morning SCORE 27
i am your coffee maker SCORE 13
dogs only care about one thing and it’s disgusting SCORE 21
help, i woke up SCORE 32
me watching you edit my google doc SCORE 14
