how you gunna call out my childhood like that SCORE 29
cat burglars may be a problem SCORE 23
old, or no old, there is no in-between SCORE 34
i’ve become far too powerful for you humans SCORE 26
well, guess my bloodline ends here SCORE 30
missing “somehow killed a cactus” SCORE 10
the ultimate “i’m tired” face SCORE 12
just a cheap knockoff illness SCORE 41
it was all planned since the beginning SCORE 40
this has to be an old thought from previous evolutions, right? SCORE 21
you’ve maybe seen a housefly, or even a horse fly…but you ain’t never see a turtle fly SCORE 21
sweet, i could only find ones that were roughly used! SCORE 0
my older brother *was* right… SCORE 13
i can suck to work with SCORE 10
with no orb to ponder, is there even a point anymore SCORE 18
she’s the one SCORE 1
it does seem magical with how much this happens on accident SCORE 24
put on your sunday clothes, there’s lots of world out there SCORE 14
don’t make me bring bad cop SCORE 24
this is really cute SCORE 53
brain laundry is hard SCORE 36
so this is what all the buzz is about SCORE 20
self esteam issues SCORE 26
it adds so much sass SCORE 22
*just in case SCORE 27
parental support SCORE 22
etched into your memory for eons SCORE 18
one of the most mildly evil things SCORE 15
what about semi-secret SCORE 44
5, obviously SCORE 38
“you can’t run your house like an oppressive regime, mom” SCORE 17
welp, time to just roll over and oof SCORE 15