I’d rather not know.. SCORE 55
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
Easily the most underrated line. SCORE 47
Paragraph. SCORE 51
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 48
That’s sure one way of putting it… SCORE 57
Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
I GUESS SCORE 45
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
James Fridman teaches students what a cool teacher should look like SCORE 106
Doggo loves hooman SCORE 103
+ cry. SCORE 118
Protect a tree with the corpses of his dead friends SCORE 39
Are you even real? SCORE 113
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 64
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 57
The life of a book. SCORE 74
The 8-pound killing machine SCORE 88
Timeout buddy. SCORE 25
This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 73
Nothing like a good trot in the snow… SCORE 69
I could live in this Matrix… SCORE 55
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
How to find a dog. SCORE 64
*smol crunches* SCORE 38
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
