This new ride at Disney Land looks awesome. SCORE 66
Hating people takes too much energy. SCORE 136
Scumbag pigeons. SCORE 171
He loves me. He loves me not. SCORE 117
In case of love. SCORE 120
What happens to eyelashes in the extreme cold. SCORE 155
Askhole. SCORE 101
So this is boxing day. SCORE 141
No ink? SCORE 139
To judge a man by his weakest link… SCORE 164
Brace yourself. SCORE 97
We’re looking for an Asian actor. SCORE 127
Poor Mitt. SCORE 92
Leafy greens? SCORE 87
Happy New Year! SCORE 164
Every time I get my hair cut. SCORE 138
Tipping etiquette around the world. SCORE 100
Talking to dad. SCORE 300
The dentist is overrated. SCORE 163
Help me Obi Wan Kanobi you’re my only hope. SCORE 142
Shield activated! SCORE 107
People who put lyrics as their status. SCORE 271
The adventures of Santa Claus. SCORE -36
Someone hold me back. SCORE 340
Vulgarity is no substitute for wit. SCORE 414
I need this. SCORE 174
If “Taken” happened to me. SCORE 168
Tetris problems. SCORE 206
Sad. SCORE 213
A multi-tool case for your iPhone. SCORE 245
Om nom nom. SCORE 134
Why I can’t watch Breaking Bad. SCORE 271
