sleep makes no difference SCORE 29
memorable first customer SCORE 17
everything beagle SCORE 1
onward, steed! SCORE 14
accidental beauty SCORE 31
rainbow road is a solid metaphor for life, honestly SCORE 15
otherwise i’m falling asleep SCORE 12
a totally normal seat SCORE 11
is this satire? SCORE 14
friday is perfect actually SCORE 25
okay just one more thing SCORE 4
merriam webster should sue! SCORE 15
exactly how i ordered it SCORE 19
yes they are SCORE 7
it’s spicy, you wouldn’t like it SCORE 17
i like you better with your legs still attached SCORE 11
be kind, peanut butt SCORE 15
you see, the day i was born SCORE 10
we’re both lying SCORE 23
we dare you SCORE 10
a very small dog SCORE 15
mooooo SCORE 15
i like bananas SCORE 9
what is this, pants? SCORE 23
what did you think was going to be in there? sugar? SCORE 13
future track star SCORE 16
cramps SCORE 10
don’t insult al capone SCORE 28
duck! SCORE 13
must. hold. it. together SCORE 13
you are charcuterie SCORE 11
it’s perfect SCORE 21
