a cat wrote this SCORE 7
you see, the day i was born SCORE 10
always right or pleasantly surprised SCORE 22
supersize it SCORE -4
i like you better with your legs still attached SCORE 11
stuck in the middle with you SCORE 16
scream therapy SCORE 15
it’s spicy, you wouldn’t like it SCORE 17
I’m saying it. It’s cold outside SCORE 28
turtle magic ritual SCORE 15
i’d like to speak to the manager SCORE 15
did i stutter? SCORE 12
because it did break on its own SCORE 15
you are charcuterie SCORE 11
scary fish! SCORE 7
i’ve finally found my true self SCORE 13
diet starts when stress stops SCORE 16
must. hold. it. together SCORE 13
because everything is okay SCORE 13
new slurs for british people SCORE 18
zero traction SCORE 11
no one understands my genius SCORE 17
every segment on the news SCORE 13
a very small dog SCORE 15
memorable first customer SCORE 17
working cat SCORE 20
enjoy your party! SCORE 12
slap them SCORE 12
one stop american shop SCORE 7
don’t insult al capone SCORE 28
the urge never really left though SCORE 5
cats find a way SCORE 23