half-baked SCORE 16
“vodka meowtini, shaken, not purred” SCORE 19
peeking perusal SCORE 11
maybe one day, ben, maybe one day SCORE 30
a shell of a point SCORE 34
looks like the shirt worked :o SCORE 14
one of these is not like the others SCORE 17
“see this thing here? This. This is the wrong with me.” SCORE 12
poppin’ Poppins SCORE 7
parenting hack to get your kids to stay still: SCORE 32
the best tiger picture ever taken SCORE 23
meme dreamteam SCORE 2
oh lord he comin’ SCORE 8
streaming meaning SCORE 21
feeling a lil’ smaug SCORE 13
that explains Tolkien’s dwarves… SCORE 16
I have been forsoock SCORE 8
working it out now SCORE 29
boasting brains SCORE 13
the godflower SCORE 13
taking cover SCORE 13
memory log found SCORE 16
man that’d be lit SCORE 21
car caressing SCORE 11
10 copy*cats* were sitting in a car. One came out. How many are left? SCORE 17
jur-eye-ssic park SCORE 13
parent (Con)trap(tion) SCORE 38
overboard overloading SCORE 18
that crispy feeling SCORE 23
truly the world is a messed-up place SCORE 22
lord, I pray that doesn’t happen SCORE 4
eggxact opposites SCORE 7