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Oh+God%2C+make+it+stop.
%26quot%3BI+don%26%238217%3Bt+mean+to+bother+you+but+could+I+get+a+signature+please%3F%26quot%3B
"I don’t mean to bother you but could I get a signature please?" SCORE 118
Sometimes+I+wonder+who+the+real+boss+is+around+my+house.
Sometimes I wonder who the real boss is around my house. SCORE 68
Identifying+with+fictional+characters
Identifying with fictional characters SCORE 143
I+will+eat+your+soul.
I will eat your soul. SCORE 141
My+son+accidentally+left+his+favorite+stuffed+animal%2C+Hamilton%2C+on+my+dad%26%238217%3Bs+farm.+My+dad+had+a+little+fun+making+a+story+out+of+it.
My son accidentally left his favorite stuffed animal, Hamilton, on my dad’s farm. My dad had a little fun making a story out of it. SCORE 161
Can+not+unsee.
Can not unsee. SCORE 103
A+magical+world+in+an+old%2C+wooden+post.
A magical world in an old, wooden post. SCORE 106
Everything+is+a+cover-up
Everything is a cover-up SCORE 137
No+son+of+mine.
No son of mine. SCORE 102
That+would+be+%2Fso+cool
That would be /so cool SCORE 67
%26%238230%3Bso+stick+to+eating+only+that+portion%3F
…so stick to eating only that portion? SCORE 67
huh%26%238230%3B+%2443+M%26%238230%3B
huh… $43 M… SCORE 97
Bee+hacking+%26%238211%3B+a+guide+to+understanding+your+computer.
Bee hacking – a guide to understanding your computer. SCORE 44
Hooty+whom
Hooty whom SCORE 63
%23stopit
#stopit SCORE 98
How+Your+Body+Works
How Your Body Works SCORE 129
STAAAAAHP%21%21%21
STAAAAAHP!!! SCORE 119
I+didn%26%238217%3Bt+get+the+FEMA+alert+today.
I didn’t get the FEMA alert today. SCORE 31
Don%26%238217%3Bt+get+too+hurt
Don’t get too hurt SCORE 71
Smooth+AF
Smooth AF SCORE 101
Sarg%2C+it+won%26%238217%3Bt+fit%21%26%238230%3B
Sarg, it won’t fit!… SCORE 76
Like+a+Bull+in+a+China+Shop
Like a Bull in a China Shop SCORE 142
I+love+clapping+like+a+seal
I love clapping like a seal SCORE 129
One+of+life%26%238217%3Bs+great+questions
One of life’s great questions SCORE 60
A+long+time+ago+in+a+galaxy+so+far%2C+far+away%26%238230%3B
A long time ago in a galaxy so far, far away… SCORE 66
Medical+alphabet.
Medical alphabet. SCORE 81
Futuristic+Work+Problems
Futuristic Work Problems SCORE 115
Story+of+my+life
Story of my life SCORE 80
UPS+driver+has+a+sense+of+humor
UPS driver has a sense of humor SCORE 99
Joe+Kinan+was+horribly+burned+in+the+2003+Station+nightclub+fire%2C+which+killed+his+girlfriend+Karla+and+99+other+people.+Here+he+is+in+2014%2C+smiling+with+his+newborn+daughter%2C+Hadley.
Joe Kinan was horribly burned in the 2003 Station nightclub fire, which killed his girlfriend Karla and 99 other people. Here he is in 2014, smiling with his newborn daughter, Hadley. SCORE 130
Snake+Humor
Snake Humor SCORE 86
It%26%238217%3Bs+that+time+of+year%26%238230%3B
It’s that time of year… SCORE 38
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Congratulations%21+You+Are+A+Millionaire+Now%21
Congratulations! You Are A Millionaire Now! SCORE 92
%26%238216%3BI%26%238217%3Bll+do+it.+I+swear+to+god%2C+I%26%238217%3Bll+do+it.%26%238217%3B
‘I’ll do it. I swear to god, I’ll do it.’ SCORE 93
Here+comes+Tiny_Donald%2C+meep+meep.
Here comes Tiny_Donald, meep meep. SCORE 73
Everytime+I+goto+Chipotle%26%238230%3B
Everytime I goto Chipotle… SCORE 74
My+friend+got+this+gem+today+at+the+bank.
My friend got this gem today at the bank. SCORE 73
A+lesson+to+be+learned+sooner+than+later.
A lesson to be learned sooner than later. SCORE 79
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