we have been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty SCORE 39
help, i woke up SCORE 32
turtles over tummy toning SCORE 34
muggle born SCORE 14
don’t open the blinds while i watch my stories SCORE 15
bad guys don’t get noses SCORE 7
directions mean nothing to an amazon delivery person SCORE 12
a true work of art SCORE 13
space facts on your back SCORE 37
terry pratchett understood all humans deserve to be treated fairly SCORE 32
i am your coffee maker SCORE 13
friday is perfect for delivery SCORE 21
i just need 8-12 hours of alone time in the morning SCORE 27
dogs only care about one thing and it’s disgusting SCORE 21
marked safe from dishonor SCORE 9
shoutout to that one person that listens SCORE 45
my coffee is confused about how it feels this morning SCORE 4
every sneeze is dangerous when you’re an adult SCORE 26
the one tool that makes it impossible to open your kitchen drawer every time SCORE 29
there’s no time to explain, get in the pea SCORE 27
he always wanted to get on a fire truck and finally built up the courage to ask SCORE 46
children practice reading books to shelter dogs so they don’t feel alone SCORE 27
the weezered of oz SCORE -2
wishbone taught us all classic literature SCORE 35
my kids thought this was a robot SCORE 15
if this doesn’t work i give up SCORE 12
no SCORE 23
how you feel after returning your shopping cart to the corral SCORE 10
rat snitch brian the good time ruiner strikes again SCORE 31
a baseball bat by any other name is just a hit stick SCORE 13
me watching you edit my google doc SCORE 14
kids reminded this grown man that sometimes it’s healthy to just… act like a kid SCORE 86
