Things I would wish on my worst enemies SCORE 112
If I were an octopus… SCORE 6
Emo horse. SCORE 187
Nokia. SCORE 15
we have all endured SCORE 13
How I feel about cats. SCORE 9
A teeny tiny tinsy wincy baby crow SCORE 182
I’m not a racist, but… SCORE 178
ET is a Jedi SCORE 120
Motivational Potato SCORE 131
The best scale. SCORE 179
A hiker’s motto. SCORE 146
Emma Watson’s perfect reply SCORE 286
So absorbent! SCORE 132
You gotta do what you gotta do SCORE 11
Chick flicks. SCORE 208
So close SCORE 15
"Look at my little dance!" SCORE 95
Best SNL moment ever SCORE 14
I’m not falling for this one, guys. SCORE 10
Other side of the world…. SCORE 189
I’m sensing a new companion… SCORE 8
How to name the child you hate. SCORE 134
Awwww… SCORE 11
The friendzone. SCORE 176
Seems legit. SCORE 145
Luck! SCORE 12
Marriage. No longer just for couples… SCORE 148
Don’t mess with girls. SCORE 13
The Cops SCORE 102
Oh, Sammy… SCORE 16
America’s Relationship with the World SCORE 116