This is why I keep my freezer full of ice cream. For the burns. SCORE 39
There’s always tomorrow SCORE 25
For me? SCORE 45
Classic muffin hamster mix-up SCORE 40
That escalated quickly SCORE 18
At least he read the recipe? SCORE 1
Bloodlust in their eyes SCORE 40
Dogs, bruh SCORE 25
If you didn’t do this did you even buy the game? SCORE 41
Non-negotiable SCORE 44
*Tilts catboy hat* Meowdy SCORE 21
Oh my SCORE 29
Now starting descent SCORE 34
Do I choose hope or despair? SCORE 35
It’s my super power SCORE 44
The original is still the king SCORE 39
Where’s the lie? SCORE 67
Life is a balancing act SCORE 54
Call 911 SCORE 17
This is my new way of greeting people SCORE 72
Just like they ignore the nice bed you bought them SCORE 29
It’s Mountain Dew Code Yellow SCORE 30
Finally found my spirit animal SCORE 21
50 percent of ant marriages end in divorce SCORE 47
This is why I’m single SCORE 32
A sensitive cyclops SCORE 30
When you realize he’s not a good guy after all SCORE 38
Awkward SCORE 69
Jinkies! SCORE 63
Needs more white SCORE 23
No emoji needed. Or wanted SCORE 45
I forgot where my desk is located. Please help SCORE 33
