The joys of flossing SCORE 75
A more accurate title for the new Harry Potter book SCORE 66
A damn fool SCORE 65
America is so progressive SCORE 79
My ice cold heart. SCORE 82
We the people SCORE 112
I do this all too often SCORE 81
Scumbag junior SCORE 80
When relatives start asking about what you’re doing with your life SCORE 52
All of these are true SCORE 177
Priorities SCORE 80
Shoutout to my grandpa SCORE 116
Watching A Movie SCORE 73
Everything Is Chemicals… SCORE 138
Tumblr, asking the important questions. SCORE 147
The stars will show you what you truly want SCORE 70
Trust your instincts folks SCORE 95
It’s a pan, duh! SCORE 102
Buying a cheeseburger from a clown before McDonald’s SCORE 107
That’s how I get through everything SCORE 135
Pokemon Go got everyone like… SCORE 29
How breadful SCORE 91
I call shenanigans SCORE 101
She said it. Then, she did it. SCORE 198
What PMS is like… SCORE 28
2016 is the weirdest year I can ever remember SCORE 88
Adulthood SCORE 110
One difference between Nixon and Trump SCORE 104
Leo gets it SCORE 162
Who else does this? SCORE 112
Now that is dedication SCORE 151
This restaurant labels their brownies based on what part of the pan it was baked on. SCORE 133
