They’re really stretching for things to criticise her for at this stage… SCORE 121
Me after spending all Saturday gaming. SCORE 76
Don’t give in! SCORE 85
My grandfather opened a plumbing business after WWII. The telephone number was "40". SCORE 95
Under Water SCORE 98
Totally SCORE 87
Alcohol vs. Marijuana SCORE 83
Terrifying Fireproof Human Skull Logs For Camping Trip SCORE 99
Time to rethink your brand name. SCORE 69
Time to durr my hurr SCORE 96
My cat recently discovered the dog bed SCORE 95
First Ever Monster Truck Front Flip! SCORE 79
Arby’s… SCORE 92
I’m Trying To Get Out Of The Shower SCORE 80
My reaction would be the same. SCORE 127
Sedimentary layer cake SCORE 94
Me: Wait, you’re a Baskin Robbins AND a Dunkin Donuts?! Because I have an idea. Them: Let me get a manager. SCORE 103
Meeting my girlfriends parents.. SCORE 66
Each booth is an alternate reality. SCORE 102
Dear journal, I’m Fat SCORE 61
Jimmy Fallon …. SCORE 97
Weird SCORE 46
Gotta love Snake SCORE 83
She plays the "but I’m a little girl!" card way too often. SCORE 66
You had me at “ruse” SCORE 108
Buying golf clubs around Glasgow on Facebook… SCORE 108
U May Think I’m A Horrible Person But… SCORE 89
When my wife lets the dishes and dirty laundry build up in hopes that I will do them. SCORE 64
Can’t deny that spark SCORE 108
I Keep Thinking Oh Man, I’m So Immature. SCORE 116
George R.R. Martin, ladies & gentlemen SCORE 147
They know who we are.. SCORE 82
