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Today+I+was+impressed+by+science.
Russian+beaches+seem+nice%26%238230%3B
Russian beaches seem nice… SCORE 28
Go+ahead%2C+brand+thyself.
Go ahead, brand thyself. SCORE 9
Some+dads+don%26%238217%3Bt+know%26%238230%3B+but+that%26%238217%3Bs+OK.
Some dads don’t know… but that’s OK. SCORE 40
99+bottles+of+beer+on+the+wall%26%238230%3B
99 bottles of beer on the wall… SCORE 19
How+ants+do+the+walkin%26%238217%3B.
How ants do the walkin’. SCORE 23
Wind+farms+have+a+certain+vibe+to+them.
Wind farms have a certain vibe to them. SCORE 62
HOA+is+an+emotional+outlet.
HOA is an emotional outlet. SCORE 42
A+poem+of+blood+lust.
A poem of blood lust. SCORE 29
Art+is+delicious%26%238230%3B+%26%238211%3B+Dog%2C+probably.
Art is delicious… – Dog, probably. SCORE 19
It+was+worth+a+try+anyway.
It was worth a try anyway. SCORE 57
How+is+the+rental+market%2C+son%3F
How is the rental market, son? SCORE 45
Dads+whom+disappoint.
Dads whom disappoint. SCORE 37
Forbidden+lobby.
Forbidden lobby. SCORE 47
Bog+Body+goals.
Bog Body goals. SCORE 55
Do+not+blame+on+the+stars+that+which+comes+from+inside.
Do not blame on the stars that which comes from inside. SCORE 43
Define+Latte%26%238230%3B
Define Latte… SCORE 40
Listen+here%2C+Neil.
Listen here, Neil. SCORE 72
Ok+but+now+theres+a+restraining+order+involved%26%238230%3B
Ok but now theres a restraining order involved… SCORE 36
This+ant+is+printed+on+every+single+copy%26%238230%3B+%23antlife
This ant is printed on every single copy… #antlife SCORE 20
Gandalf+with+the+pro+gamer+move.
Gandalf with the pro gamer move. SCORE 41
On+the+way+to+the+100+Acre+Wood
On the way to the 100 Acre Wood SCORE 47
Hiding+ice+cream+from+kids+hacks%26%238230%3B
Hiding ice cream from kids hacks… SCORE 40
Two+feet+of+snow%2C+roughly.
Two feet of snow, roughly. SCORE 44
%2Arisky+click%2A
*risky click* SCORE 32
The+only+Avengers+Im+interested+in.
The only Avengers Im interested in. SCORE 32
Terminate+the+hate.
Terminate the hate. SCORE 80
He+will+make+a+great+father%2C+someday.
He will make a great father, someday. SCORE 53
Gym+tricks+you+probably+didn%26%238217%3Bt+know.
Gym tricks you probably didn’t know. SCORE 47
Do+not+try+this+at+work.
Do not try this at work. SCORE 43
It%26%238217%3Bs+sort+of+my+Halloween+costume.
It’s sort of my Halloween costume. SCORE 34
We+got+the+treat%21
We got the treat! SCORE 25
Best+news+Ive+heard+all+day.
Best news Ive heard all day. SCORE 39
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don%26%238217%3Bt+blink
don’t blink SCORE 78
Priorities
Priorities SCORE 133
As+close+as+i%26%238217%3Bll+ever+get+to+murder
As close as i’ll ever get to murder SCORE 134
Frosty+the+realistic+snowman.
Frosty the realistic snowman. SCORE 12
The+world%26%238217%3Bs+10+people+with+real+superpowers.
The world’s 10 people with real superpowers. SCORE 138
In+2016+I%26%238217%3Bm+voting%26%238230%3B
In 2016 I’m voting… SCORE 173
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