Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
I could live in this Matrix… SCORE 55
Timeout buddy. SCORE 25
Mother of Dragons Breakfast SCORE 64
I think this coffee machine is flirting with me SCORE 42
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
Protect a tree with the corpses of his dead friends SCORE 39
*smol crunches* SCORE 38
RIP to my face… SCORE 84
Paragraph. SCORE 51
That’s sure one way of putting it… SCORE 57
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 64
Nothing like a good trot in the snow… SCORE 69
The 8-pound killing machine SCORE 88
Easily the most underrated line. SCORE 47
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
I’d rather not know.. SCORE 55
Houston, we have a problem. SCORE 85
Well, he’s not wrong… SCORE 77
OG lookback meme SCORE 72
Doggo loves hooman SCORE 103
Are you even real? SCORE 113
Penny from 1935 that may have been used to cheat old gumball machines SCORE 40
One-ply toilet paper should be illegal SCORE 38
Not a chance, pal. SCORE 58
This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39
James Fridman teaches students what a cool teacher should look like SCORE 106
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
The beginning of a beautiful friendship. SCORE 115