Sample Teachers Contract from the 1920’s before collective bargaining. SCORE 19
Quarantine Day 439: Doctor has successfully performed a six-way full body reconstructive surgery. SCORE 24
When your wife watches your press briefings. SCORE 28
My parents wouldn’t let me in… SCORE 33
People are losing it out there… SCORE 30
Covid-19 is ruining it for all SCORE 26
RIP In Peace, road warrior. SCORE 40
I are helpful SCORE 26
I someone reading The Never Ending Story? SCORE 22
A Parmesan vending machine. Italy seems nice… SCORE 27
This is medical advice everyone should know. SCORE 33
This is all very sad, ok? Unprecedented even. Nobody could have seen this doing. SCORE 23
Rio’s Christ the Redeemer statue was lit up to look like a doctor on Easter Sunday SCORE 46
Landlords these days… SCORE 10
The weatherman’s dog has a small couch SCORE 24
Protect the birbs. SCORE 29
Medical Pay Cuts are a thing now, allegedly. SCORE 32
Beware the sopa. SCORE 35
Bröther, just one sneck. SCORE 29
quarantine bunnies or easter hostages? SCORE 26
Money doesn’t grow on ATMs… SCORE 18
Interesting… Interesting… SCORE 13
This face mask makes me extremely anxious SCORE 16
Do your part. SCORE 13
Do not breath at the pupper. SCORE 33
Almost had it, bud! SCORE 28
aussie aussie aussie oye oye oye SCORE 17
Carrying a tree into the house must be exhausting. SCORE 18
French Fry Queen is back at it. SCORE 39
Baby causes mom a c o n c e r n SCORE 32
Guess I’ll die SCORE 20
The dollars must flow. SCORE 24
