she’s the one SCORE 1
5, obviously SCORE 38
my older brother *was* right… SCORE 13
*just in case SCORE 27
if it’s “lazy”, i shouldn’t have to chop anything SCORE 34
but what about second knowing SCORE 31
it does seem magical with how much this happens on accident SCORE 24
don’t make me bring bad cop SCORE 24
better watch your back, buddy SCORE 9
just a cheap knockoff illness SCORE 41
she really gets me SCORE 13
old, or no old, there is no in-between SCORE 34
welp, time to just roll over and oof SCORE 15
it adds so much sass SCORE 22
put on your sunday clothes, there’s lots of world out there SCORE 14
sweet, i could only find ones that were roughly used! SCORE 0
missing “somehow killed a cactus” SCORE 10
i’ve become far too powerful for you humans SCORE 26
“you can’t run your house like an oppressive regime, mom” SCORE 17
with no orb to ponder, is there even a point anymore SCORE 18
growing up is working 8-10 hour days then spending more hours to eventually rest for a small amount of time SCORE 19
bahama mamas w’ll do that to ya SCORE 2
etched into your memory for eons SCORE 18
you’ve maybe seen a housefly, or even a horse fly…but you ain’t never see a turtle fly SCORE 21
the ultimate “i’m tired” face SCORE 12
parental support SCORE 22
self esteam issues SCORE 26
now now, hear them out, after all, there is a 0.000000000000001% chance… SCORE 16
so this is what all the buzz is about SCORE 20
how you gunna call out my childhood like that SCORE 29
what about semi-secret SCORE 44
this is really cute SCORE 53