Weather in the midwest today. SCORE 17
Bilbo Baggins, everyone. SCORE 206
The best text you could ever receive. SCORE 415
Cannot unsee… SCORE 178
That one time I tried twerking. SCORE 118
… SCORE 10
A few of the gifts I got this Christmas. SCORE 16
I’m just going to curl up and cry in the corner. *sobbing* SCORE 22
After graduating from Hogwarts. SCORE 306
Believe in yourself. SCORE 230
Astronaut Sloth SCORE 252
It’s just not fair SCORE 16
Someone “slashed” my tires. SCORE 132
Evolution of the phone. SCORE 177
Me basically. SCORE 181
How I flush public toilets. SCORE 20
me in the shower SCORE 21
Om nom nom SCORE 10
so you’re saying no one is infected with malware SCORE 17
What Pepsi’s slogan should be. SCORE 4
Words. SCORE 162
But SAMMY?!?! SCORE 229
Let’s go live on Mars! SCORE 104
Colder than Mars! SCORE 11
Lighting a cigarette in Russia. SCORE 9
your gay SCORE 249
Nice things SCORE 11
every time SCORE 215
Being a Doctor Who fan. SCORE 215
Female body builders. SCORE -29
Mesmerizing SCORE 180
I don’t know what’s more awkward… SCORE 183