Got my girlfriend a leather jacket for Christmas. SCORE -6
I need this. SCORE 11
Grumpy Cat during the holidays. SCORE 10
How well I sleep. SCORE 8
Words to live by SCORE 16
I could watch this all day. SCORE 150
Password strength: Blonde. SCORE 11
Cops nowadays SCORE 0
The night sky in winter. SCORE 165
When I get home from work. SCORE 105
You’re Too Young To Understand SCORE 167
I have a new dentist now… SCORE 12
Dogs can sense earthquakes. SCORE 142
Me too! SCORE 240
My kind of princess. Taco Belle. SCORE 98
Why You Don’t See Santa Claus SCORE 11
When I heard Disney was making the new Stars Wars movie. SCORE 6
Switzerland’s education system. SCORE 145
An $8 million Monet painting after a man punched it SCORE -4
After a long day of fetch SCORE 9
Does it make me a bad parent if im like this? SCORE 154
Remembering everything I did wrong. Oh cr*p… SCORE 119
Draco is regretting this now… SCORE 218
#KimJongUnHasAStupidHaircut SCORE 12
How to pretend to be an adult. SCORE 116
I hate my life. SCORE 12
Soy milk. SCORE 11
My love life. SCORE 171
When you try to go to sleep while you’re drunk. SCORE 12
My life SCORE 113
Best headline ever. SCORE 119
Blood orange. SCORE 140