Why we invaded Iraq. SCORE 279
Words. SCORE 178
Blame hurricane. SCORE 166
Did someone blink? SCORE 221
Distractions. SCORE 192
Nice parking job… SCORE 180
Sad car is sad. SCORE 204
You are the father! SCORE 252
The parts of a girl. SCORE 126
No one’s ever going to believe you. SCORE 348
Cool camels are cool. SCORE 298
I can’t math. SCORE 180
Do I know you? SCORE 217
Oh… hei… SCORE 214
Do want. SCORE 177
Please be troll. SCORE 205
Creepy cat is creepy. SCORE 217
…but I don’t have a sister. SCORE 268
Yay! Internet! SCORE 217
Super Mario Bros. SCORE 126
Lord of the Rings? SCORE 247
Yo momma soo fat! SCORE 192
How my cats see me. SCORE 99
Thesis sucks. SCORE 230
Audrey Hepburn vs. Paris Hilton. SCORE 264
Hipster curse. SCORE 254
What? SCORE 238
I’m feeling lucky. SCORE 249
News flash. SCORE 268
Instant speakers. SCORE 162
Take me to the mall!!! SCORE 173
Delivering a package. SCORE 233