Only in America. SCORE 78
Thesis sucks. SCORE 230
Arrested Development vs. Jersey Shore. SCORE 168
XYZPDQ. SCORE 188
I can’t math. SCORE 180
News flash. SCORE 268
In a perfect world. SCORE 271
I’m feeling lucky. SCORE 249
Perfect order. SCORE 207
Please be troll. SCORE 205
Creepy cat is creepy. SCORE 217
He needed some exercise. SCORE 226
What? SCORE 238
Why we invaded Iraq. SCORE 279
Good idea guys… SCORE 139
Do I know you? SCORE 217
Do want. SCORE 177
Poor Sponge Bob. SCORE 121
Blame hurricane. SCORE 166
Cool camels are cool. SCORE 298
This is Facebook, not Google… SCORE 313
Luna Lovegood… SCORE 244
I’m trapped inside! SCORE 226
Dammit. SCORE 191
Yo momma soo fat! SCORE 192
Yay geeko sapiens! SCORE 181
Popsicle vs. ice cream cone. SCORE 143
…but I don’t have a sister. SCORE 268
Words. SCORE 178
Captain Optimism vs. Pessimistic Man. SCORE 240
Good thing I don’t watch TV… SCORE 268
Hipster curse. SCORE 254